Friday, February 13, 2009

OJEG GONDRONG

Supir ojeg yang budiman...
Saya tahu ini daerah kekuasan anda
Saya tahu hari sudah malam hingga tak akan ada razia
Saya tahu anda abis keramas
Tapi kalo rambut gondrong pake helm dong wooiii...
Rambutnya terbang-terbang nih ke belakang...


Hormat saya,

Penumpang korban macet yang ngantuk luar biasa

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*Jakarta macet banget malam ini, kenapa siiiy?*
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74 comments:

  1. ..nukie ..February 13, 2009 at 5:44 AM

    wakakakakaka...kalah harum yah? wakakakakakakak

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  2. Lia Sutisna LatifFebruary 13, 2009 at 5:45 AM

    hihihihi..kamu tawarin ikat rambut hehehe...

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  3. yuyun sulaimanFebruary 13, 2009 at 5:59 AM

    heheheee

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  4. - MAYAVAREN -February 13, 2009 at 6:00 AM

    rambutna masup2 ke mulut dong say...wakakakka

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  5. Nozqa .February 13, 2009 at 6:04 AM

    bwuahahahaaa...tukang ojeknya mantan pria sunsilk kali...

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  6. Agus KriboFebruary 13, 2009 at 6:07 AM

    pake nyelip di bibir juga nggak tuh rambutnya tukangojeg...?
    hahahaaaa...

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  7. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 6:13 AM

    Gak harum juga sih kie tapi syukurlah tidak berbau huhuhuhu...

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  8. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 6:15 AM

    Sayang gw gak bw say hehehe...

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  9. Edwin RajaFebruary 13, 2009 at 6:26 AM

    Jah nyindir gw nih

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  10. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 6:28 AM

    Gak sampe masuk mulut mba, setengah mati ngeles2 kanan kiri hahahaha

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  11. Dhyan SavitriFebruary 13, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    Lho kok sama?.. aku juga kena macat di TB.Simatupang.. ....

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  12. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 6:34 AM

    Bwahahaha Lumayan panjang lho noz dibawah bahu dikit.

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  13. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 6:39 AM

    Ternyata sang penumpang lebih sigap mengelak dari sabetan gondrong mawut itu hahahahaha

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  14. Suga AdiswaraFebruary 13, 2009 at 6:44 AM

    hahaha...wah..tukang ojegnya keren tuhhh...:)

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  15. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 6:44 AM

    Jaah tadi kembalian belum dibalikin tuuuh...

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  16. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 6:49 AM

    Berarti emang dimana2 macet malam ini ya mbak ...

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  17. Nozqa .February 13, 2009 at 6:51 AM

    eh eh mungkin juga dia abis creambath. :p

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  18. dhani dezigFebruary 13, 2009 at 6:59 AM

    semerbak dong :D

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  19. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 7:01 AM

    Kerenan penumpangnya sih pasti...

    *kibas2 rambut panjang*

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  20. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 7:04 AM

    Abis hair spa kayaknya dia hahahahaha

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  21. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 7:08 AM

    Dari baunya sih hair spa noz... Hehehe...

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  22. arien, nengFebruary 13, 2009 at 7:08 AM

    huahahahahahaaa..

    macet ya neng?
    biasa bukan kalo jumat..? uh.. seketika jalanan jakarta menjadi jakarta yang dikutuk.

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  23. erikar lebangFebruary 13, 2009 at 7:13 AM

    Iya tuh..

    Di kelas yoga gue aja pada telat. Maceed luar biasa katanya. Tadi aja gue keluar FX arah ke Thamrin masih berbaris dengan rapi.

    Buset!

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  24. hani dewiFebruary 13, 2009 at 7:18 AM

    gw punya langganan ojekk,..mereka sangat membantu bgt yah dii

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  25. Suga AdiswaraFebruary 13, 2009 at 7:18 AM

    bentar...yg gondrong, benernya penumpangnya atau pengojegnya?
    :)

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  26. Rinita KusrindarsantiFebruary 13, 2009 at 7:27 AM

    pak ojek..besok janan lupa bawa iket rambut yaaaaa..:-)))

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  27. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    Iya neng macret ampun deh. Gw hmpr 3 jam sampe rmh

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  28. fandhie dFebruary 13, 2009 at 8:33 AM

    masih untuk rambutnya yg gondorng.. klo bulu keteknya gimana?? trus dia pake singlet lagi wakakaaka

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  29. arie armendFebruary 13, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    banyak demo dadakan..hahaha...katanya lagi banyak bentrokan warga..hiiii seremmm...

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  30. arie alinaFebruary 13, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    kan.. palentinan besoooknyaa...*gag ngaruh ya?*

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  31. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    Td bis gw gak lewat rute biasa. Masuk jalan Asia Afrika, eh macet jg. Cipete - tg. Duren sukses ditempuh 3 jam

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  32. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    Apalagi kalo pulang malam dah gak ada angkot. Satu2nya pelarian ya ojeg itulah ya

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  33. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    2-2nya sìh sebenernya hihihihi

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  34. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    Jd kalo mau naik ojeg dari Slipi Jaya mba, jgn pilih yang gondrong ya. Udah gitu dia gak bw helm pula

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  35. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    Berarti untung ya elo gak jd supir ojeg, kalo gak pada pengsan tuh penumpang bwahahahahahaha

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  36. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Oh gitu ya mend. Panteees... Gw malah blm baca berita

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  37. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    Sampe lupa kalo semalam malam palentin hehehehehe mgkn jg semua org pada keluar mau dinner romantis kali yaaaa

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  38. hendra satriawan suwardiFebruary 13, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    masih untung tu ojeg habis keramas mba... kalo nda gimana? hahaha...

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  39. wiku the ceoFebruary 13, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    jangan2 antonio banderas ya...:))

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  40. Siska WPFebruary 13, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    hahhahahhahhahhahahhahha
    jadi sibuk dong kitanya hahhahahha

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  41. dHiRa IndocalitaFebruary 13, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    huehehe...pegangan aja di rambutnya Mbak...biar tau rasa :p

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  42. Synka TariganFebruary 13, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    Hehehe..lucu juga sih. Untung Dian tidak terjatuh gara2 sibuk menepis rambut sang tukang ojek.. ;-D
    Lain kali pilih tukang ojeknya jangan yang metal ya..pissss..;-)

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  43. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    Kalo gak, mending turun tengah jalan ganti ojeg drpd pengsaaan... Huhuhuhu...

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  44. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 7:17 PM

    Gelap sih semalem gak keliatan... Jangan jangaaaan... Ho oh... :P

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  45. pry pryFebruary 13, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    sambil ngeringin rambut kali di
    kan ga punya hair dryer

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  46. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    Beuh... Duduk mundur2, ngeles kanan kiri, tgn kiri pegangan belakang, tangan kanan ngetik blog ini trus posting via email dr hp teh. Beneraan repot hahahahahaha

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  47. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    Hahahaha bener tuh de, sambil sebel mosok ojeg gak bw helm, cape deeeh...

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  48. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    Lain kali aku mau cari yg hip hop aja ojegnya hahahaha

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  49. pry pryFebruary 13, 2009 at 7:46 PM

    jogja dong ga ada macetnya kekekekke

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  50. Panda PandaFebruary 13, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    tapi jogja lambaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttt

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  51. dHiRa IndocalitaFebruary 13, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    aq selalu bawel mastiin bpk ojegnya ada dua helm.....bis klo mpe ditilang kan riweeeeehhh

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  52. maymoy ^_^February 13, 2009 at 8:45 PM

    wikikikikikikikikik ... kenapa ga gantian aja dia yg mbonceng, jadi kan ga mesti ngeles kanan kiri kena rambut diaaa.. hihihihii

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  53. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 10:23 PM

    iya bener scr malem2 salon dah tutup gak bisa ngeblow ya weceee... hahahaha

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  54. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    jd gak mau plg ke jakarta neh? mau di jogja aja neh? mana enak kita LDR mas? kekekekekeke

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  55. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 10:33 PM

    kan alon2 asal kelakon niks hehehehe

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  56. hendra satriawan suwardiFebruary 13, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    ho'oh... hahaha...

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  57. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    Setuju. Tp semalem dah kepepet pengen cpt2 plg jd main samber aja

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  58. Dian Savitri P.February 13, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    Walah aku gak bisa nyetir motor. Kalo genjot becak mgkn bisa
    Xixixixixixi

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  59. HaVitDeMa + +February 14, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    salam buat cak gondrong....,

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  60. Dian Savitri P.February 14, 2009 at 12:36 AM

    hayaaaah pakde... salamnya pake cup mwaaah gak? hahahaha

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  61. HaVitDeMa + +February 14, 2009 at 1:16 AM

    woooAhhhh...,jeg ojeg....,salam tempel waeee jeng..,

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  62. Dian Savitri P.February 14, 2009 at 1:57 AM

    ditempel opo to? amplop? kekekekeke

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  63. HaVitDeMa + +February 14, 2009 at 2:03 AM

    lhaaa yaa kuwi jeng...,nek wis tekan omah kan yooo di tempel ongkoss.....,
    hayoooooo...,sering gratisssss yaaaaaa....,

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  64. Siti KomariahFebruary 14, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    hahahaha ... curhat ya saaayyy
    kutuan gaaaakk ?

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  65. devina !!!February 14, 2009 at 9:24 PM

    adegan romantis...

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  66. Dian Savitri P.February 15, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    ups ketauan kalo ngojeg suka ngutang....

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  67. Dian Savitri P.February 15, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    waduh jangan2 iya lgi huhuhuuu.... tapi paginya aku keramas kooook.....

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  68. Dian Savitri P.February 15, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    ah kamuuuu........ sayang gak hujan rintik-rintik yaa..... huh.....

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  69. FORT COMMANDOFebruary 15, 2009 at 7:50 PM

    Rambutnya pasti bau abeeezzz.................

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  70. Dian Savitri P.February 15, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    untungnya gak terlalu sih udah kerama kayaknya dia

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  71. diana jFebruary 17, 2009 at 7:42 PM

    mo pelet mbak dian pake rambutnyah abang ojeg

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  72. Dian Savitri P.February 17, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    udah dapet rambutnya selembar.. mau gue bawa ke dukun.... *lha siapa yang mau melet siapa?*

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  73. agnes sutherlandMarch 2, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    hahahaha cowok gondrong biasanya cakep ngak ? HAHAHA pmsl

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  74. Dian Savitri P.March 2, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    kalo cakep sekalian bakal aku peluk deeeeeeeeh.... hahahahaha.....

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